Fart Ringtones and Sounds Ahoy!

Ok you sick bastards, you looking for some nasty fart sounds? How about sending a fart sound right to your phone? Well, we have collected a lot of fart sounds including the ever popular dog fart, beer fart, spray fart, baby fart, jurassic fart...and well, you get the picture. We have a lot of fart sounds. So, try and find the one you want and of course, let us know if you have a new funny fart sound for us to use here by sending us an email at farts @ this domain.

Fart Sound Files

Okay, we are doing things a little differently these days as our friends overseas were stealing our sounds and putting them on their sites. We seem to have them removed everywhere, but the short of it is, we have to password protect them now.

Not a big deal, because the "membership" is FREE. Just fill out the form below and you will receive a confirmation email in about 10 seconds...so don't put in some junk email addy unless you don't want to download the free fart ringtones. ;)

PLUS - We are putting the finishing touches on a couple of videos to walk you through putting these ringtones on your iPhone, Blackberry or a number of other mobile phones...yeah, I know...that is cool.

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Current Fart Ringtone Sounds

Plus there will be many more to come!